Never In Pencil

Posted on March 31, 2005 by Tito

Though I’ve come close, I’ve yet to finish a Sunday crossword. Perhaps this is what I need:

Heli-cross

It’s a ten-letter word for extreme fun! Ellipses Guiding Services
now provides helicopter service to remote living rooms in the mountains
of Alaska, where you can solve the Sunday crossword puzzle in peace and
frigid tranquility. Our guides have scoured the north reaches to find
ideal living rooms with rustic appeal—comfortable couches, good
lighting, and nary a child or utility bill in sight. Weekend Word
Warriors need not apply—your vacation home has no dictionaries, nor
phone service to call in for clues. Your pilot will only return when
the puzzle is complete, unless you require food drops. Cabins include
two-way radio to listen to NPR and report grizzly attacks.

And how sad is it, that when I do finish my first Sunday puzzle, it may likely become the most memorable day of my life? [via Maud]

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