A little more stride in the crotch

Posted on June 6, 2005 by David

History–If you don’t know where you’ve been, how can you expect to get elsewhere.  Why the last time we had a Texan in the White House, he too got us involved in an unwinnable war.  Then again, he had the human decency not to run again in ‘68, opening the door to the fine environmentalist Richard Nixon.  But back to history–LBJ didn’t leave us with nothing, you understand.  For instance, the man sure could order himself a pair of trousers.

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2 Responses to “A little more stride in the crotch”

  1. Tito on June 7th, 2005 8:20 am

    Outstanding link Dave, nothing like hearing El B.J. say “bunghole”.

  2. Black Market Kidneys on July 27th, 2006 9:06 pm

    [...] A quick google shows the Lyndon Baines Johnson Library and Museum. Normally I’d cruise right past that one … but maybe some locals can confirm whether they have his Extra-Crotchy Pants for viewing? [...]

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