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Posted on August 22, 2005 by David

Stumbled upon this nugget in the Sunday Times’s personal section:

SEEKS SPECIAL SOUL MATE Who is slim, relaxed, feminine, affectionate,

kind, distinctly upscale-affluent woman UNDER 65 yrs to cherish, love,

enjoy life with in a committed, life-long, monogamous, timely,

co-habitation, relationship or marriage. I am tall, trim, handsome,

warm, kind, au courant, romantic, traveled, cultured, spiritual,

Jewish, retired, corp. exec. Young 74, very fit, athletic, virile,

with joie-de-vivre, dry humor, savoir-faire, class, integrity, but

regrettably not affluent presently due to certain circumstances. BOX

18816.

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