Fuck Apple

Posted on December 15, 2005 by Tito

Some of you may be considering giving the gift of an iPod this holiday season. Might I suggest you do not get an iPod? I have a 1 Gig shuffle that does not work, and everybody I know with any iPod product has had it stop working at least once. Usually more often. I am going to try and swing by the Apple store where I bought it and see what happens, as it is still within the 1 year warranty period.

IRREGARDLESS of how friendly & promptly Apple’s drones do or do not resolve the issue of my non-functioning product, I cannot abide any product who’s product failure is the same as any natural disaster(don’t ask “if”, ask “when”). All iPods are doomed!

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3 Responses to “Fuck Apple”

  1. ed on December 19th, 2005 12:09 pm

    Two words, my English-mangling colleague: Zen Vision.

  2. Black Market Kidneys » News or Apple Progoganda? on December 21st, 2005 11:20 am

    [...] Which brings me back to my iPod rant. Some of you may know my iPod shuffle recently went kaput. In going to the Apple store I encountered a serpentine line to the checkout, so I inquired at the front whether they can process returns there or if they are strictly for new sales. The genlteman assured me the same line was for both. After waiting ~15 minutes behind some bridge-and-tunnel shoppers reviewing their Gucci & Neiman Marcus aquisitions I finally reached the head of the line. This was Saturday in San Francisco. At this time, I was told I would have to go upstairs to — and this is what they literally call it — “The Genius Bar”. [...]

  3. Black Market Kidneys on February 6th, 2006 10:47 pm

    [...] Months Was Too Much To Expect By: Tito on February 6th, 2006 interact: permalink trackback file under: The Man Stickin It To Us (technorati) Deformities (technorati) For thosescoring at home, my iPod shuffle crapped out again, making it about as reliable as Windows 95. Way to go fuckers. Back to the genius bar, I guess. No Comments so far Leave a comment Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong> [...]

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