Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
Posted on December 15, 2005 by Tito
TMFTML notes the new methodologies of research - namely, put some words together and see how many pages google finds. The larger the number, the more righter you are!
Inspired by the elegance of this approach, I decided to use google’s “hit count” to answer some questions. With some of my own analysis (really trivial, obvious conclusions based on the heavy lifting done by google) to follow, including some astonishing findings.
33,400,000 for jesus good
13,000,000 for jesus evil
17,400,000 for bright eyes good
6,120,000 for bright eyes evil
22,000,000 for two legs good
15,100,000 for four legs good
8,250,000 for liberal conspiracy
7,980,000 for conservative conspiracy
1,600,000 for don’t forget poland
2,950,000 for forget poland
1,910,000 for remember the alamo
534,000 for forget the alamo
Analysis (why I get the big bucks):
Jesus is 2.57 times more good than evil.
Bright Eyes is 2.84 times more good than evil
Two legs are in fact better(more good) than four legs - 1.46 times better to be precise.
Liberals are 1.03 times more conspiring than conservatives.
There is a movement to forget Poland - outpacing the don’t forget Poland camp 1.84 times over. Startling.
Luckily the alamo’s legacy seems to be on solid ground, outpacing the forget the alamo movement by 358%
As we can see, Bright Eyes is more dominantly good than Jesus (internally), however the absolute quantity of Jesus’ good is 192% more than Bright Eyes’ good. Apparently Bright Eyes is less conflicted than Jesus. I blame Mary Magdalene. However, in an arm-wrestling match of goodness, it may be wise to pick Jesus over Bright Eyes due to the sheer bulk of his goodness. If the evil part of Jesus is on steroids, this may even further his advantage.
» Filed Under Liberal Media Conspiracies, Robot Brains, Statistics, We Kid Because We Care
