Oy, Soy

Posted on March 27, 2006 by Tito

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2006 Kansas City Royals:

Outfielder Shane Costa was scratched before the game when he experienced an allergic reaction after eating two doughnuts that apparently contained soy.

“My whole body turned red,” he said, “and my face was swollen. Then I took some Benadryl and spent the game sleeping (in the clubhouse).”

Soy in a doughnut.

“People are just (messing) up the world,” Bell said.

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3 Responses to “Oy, Soy”

  1. Jeff on March 27th, 2006 2:26 pm

    Good luck, heh! I imagine that guy is in for a world of pranks and teasing for the rest of his career.

  2. gwenda on March 27th, 2006 5:57 pm

    The idea of soy sabotage (soybotage?) makes me happy.

  3. Jeff on March 27th, 2006 9:50 pm

    Here’s what I’m guessing will happen. Instead of this in the ondeck circle, he’ll have one of these.