Robot Brains Gone Wild

Posted on June 28, 2006 by Tito

“Business Intelligence” may be an oxymoron, but surely Microsoft is “eating their own dogfood” at their adCenter labs, to “guesstimate” the sexual breakdown of various web site visitors. As I’ve dabbled in the “BI” as “insiders” call “it” I thought I’d give a few URLs a whirl to get some COLD HARD FACTS.

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  • viagra.com – 91% WOMEN Not a lotta casanovas, I guess
  • beer.com – 55% MEN
  • gambling.com – 67% WOMEN Looking for more $$$ for Viagra?

Battle of the Sex

  • sex.com – 87% WOMEN If their dudes ain’t on viagra, looking for other options?
  • gaysex.com – 64% MEN The men like the men
  • lesbiansex.com – 92% MEN – The men really like the women liking the women
  • sexchange.com – 57% MEN Men looking for a chance to get in on some of that girl-on-girl action?

Major League Sports

  • nfl.com – 52% WOMEN Not too Dexter Manley.
  • nba.com – 60% MEN 3/5 Manly
  • mlb.com – 67% MEN 2/3 Manly

Robot Brains

  • sun.com 75% MEN
  • microsoft.com: 68% MEN
  • oracle.com 64% WOMEN
  • ibm.com: 100% WOMEN Big Blue: No Balls.

More research to come. {As seen on Ed TV}

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  1. Edward Champion’s Return of the Reluctant » Demographics Schmemographics on June 29th, 2006 3:18 am

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