Huckabee is a dirty toenail

Posted on January 4, 2008 by David

Obama is a stalk of wheat
Romney is a dimestore comb
Hillary is a toasting marshmallow
Edwards is a daffodil
Rudy is a damp cigarette butt
Richardson is a saddle bag
McCain is a chicken bone

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