AP drives me to drink

Posted on February 1, 2008 by Tito

Remember when we used to watch WWF on Saturday (or was it Sunday) on Free TV? Back when Andre the Giant & Sergeant Slaughter roamed the canvas, bouts were scheduled for “one fall” & 3 of 5 wrestlers hailed from “Parts Unknown”. I do, at least. I don’t remember much else, except that if somebody got kicked, punched, or bludgeoned in the nads, they announcer would describe it as a “Blow to the Midsection”. Glad to see that Chicago now shares a lexical link with crotches of greased up juicers.

On a sadder note, email forwards are a constant reminder to oxymorons such as “Military Intelligence”, etc… but can somebody really be an “unwitting suicide bomber“?

Thank God it is Strong Beer Month. Leap year to boot.

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