ipso facto*
Posted on November 10, 2008 by Tito
(according to a Slate commenter1): implications of Nebraskan judge dismissing suit against God:
1. God is not present in Nebraska, nor expected there anytime soon.
2. God does not have a house in Nebraska.
3. God has never done anything in Nebraska.
4. No one in Nebraska is authorized to speak or act in God’s name, and all of the people who claim to do so are violating State rules of Civil Procedure.
and
5. God does not read any Nebraska newspapers.
* I know this isn’t used corectly in this context, I just like the sound of it
1 the mother of all caveats, I suspect.
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