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Posted on July 8, 2008 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Crime, Diversions, fireworks, Music, Scatology | Leave a Comment
what i do when busy not blogging 1 – tinkering with my muxtape 2 – butt rocket 3 – Fail Dogs
Read More..>>Mind the Gap
Posted on April 10, 2008 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Money | Leave a Comment
Discover credit cards give cash back, a penny on each dollar spent. When you seek redemption, Discover offers you merchandise instead of cash. $25 of corporate America’s wares for $20 earned, now that is some glorious redemption. I chose the Gap, because one is near my office. This most recent visit notwithstanding, I believe I [...]
Read More..>>It’s Science
Posted on January 17, 2008 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Scatology | Leave a Comment
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Read More..>>It’s in the BMK bylaws
Posted on August 23, 2007 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Scatology, Time Travel and The Intergalactic | Leave a Comment
Uranus news. Will Uranus always be a gas giant?
Read More..>>the real heroes…
Posted on July 25, 2007 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Leave a Comment
…underwear actors: “Naturally, when you hear an explosion, you think the worst,” Von Jones said. Nevertheless, he hurried back to work. “We’re Fruit of the Loom — we’ve got to make this commercial.”
Read More..>>This Weekend in Brooklyn
Posted on August 18, 2006 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Leave a Comment
Bloggers’ territorial pissings Watermelon and waterfight Frank Black Attack! Fabulous Soul Shakers
Read More..>>Stern Predicts His Show’s End
Posted on January 9, 2006 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Leave a Comment
Howard Stern: “The only limit is our mind,” he said.
Read More..>>I’ve Been Saying This For Years
Posted on December 22, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Scatology, Time Travel and The Intergalactic | Leave a Comment
Though, the headline on the full article is (disappointingly) more precise.
Read More..>>Black Eyed Pee-ers
Posted on December 16, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Leave a Comment
Apparently there is some song by the Black Eyed Peas called “Humps” which is the end of the world as we know it. Does anybody care? Oh, and then there’s this picture buried in Pitchfork somewhere: I’m just sayin’
Read More..>>Best Don’t Ever
Posted on November 30, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Leave a Comment
Prove me wrong. Shouldn’t this guy be in Iraq dying? Why have wars if you can’t use them to turn human garbage into neat stuff from other countries? This guy would look way better as one of many little white crosses all in a row beneath some heroic bronze sculpture of a soldier. Honorable mention: [...]
Read More..>>100 Best Albums of 2005 – Porn Edition
Posted on November 15, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Music | 2 Comments
Amazon’s geniusesese have listed their top 100 records of 2005. There’s always room for quibling… no M. Ward, Broken Social Scene, etc… but that’s neither here nor there. Though Dave will be glad to see Dios getting some amazon love. What you really want to know is… what would the name of the porn movie [...]
Read More..>>Novel to Porn Adaptations
Posted on October 11, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Books | 9 Comments
Who among us has not gone to rent Cinderalla and unwittingly returned home to be horrified by Sinderalla (or vice versa)? Couple that with Hollywood’s penchant for mining books for movie plots, and we are not far from porn (loosely) based on the novel. In some cases, these may make the ignoble jump past “legitimate” [...]
Read More..>>Big In Germany
Posted on August 31, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Comments Off
Read More..>>Mel Brooks Couldn’t Have Made This Up*
Posted on August 25, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | Comments Off
A tete-a-tete brewing in Milwaukee over "Naked Boys Singing" has pit Milwaukee P.D. talking head Schwartz against nude revue director Hooker. * He could have
Read More..>>More Like Ass-Stronomy
Posted on July 1, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Language, Perception, Time Travel and The Intergalactic | Comments Off
Cosmos or Cosmo? The following are words/phrases pulled from this article: high-speed, blast, deep crater, spew, penetrated, gassy, frozen hearts, daring, demanding, the first time, heat opens cracks, crusty, excitement as we come, long looping course, washing machine, eruption
Read More..>>A little more stride in the crotch
Posted on June 6, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | 2 Comments
History–If you don’t know where you’ve been, how can you expect to get elsewhere. Why the last time we had a Texan in the White House, he too got us involved in an unwinnable war. Then again, he had the human decency not to run again in ’68, opening the door to the fine environmentalist [...]
Read More..>>7th Rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to
Posted on May 13, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage | 6 Comments
Counting Crows never wins.
Read More..>>My Brow Is Low, But My Spirits Are High
Posted on February 25, 2005 - Filed Under Ass Cleavage, Politics | Comments Off
N + 1 offers an essay on the politics of bad legislation, using the low-brow bait of the thong. Laws governing dress may very well be unconstitutional, and any individual may challenge them all the way to the Supreme Court, perhaps backed by volunteer lawyers from the Gap and Tommy Hilfiger. But whoever sues should [...]
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