Evil Birthday

Posted on February 12, 2009 - Filed Under Deformities, Liberal Media Conspiracies | Leave a Comment

“This is a grand celebration for a man whose Theory of Evolution promoted atheism, inspired Hitler’s genocides, and thinks your grandfather was a monkey.” – Roger Ebert on the upcoming 200th birthday of Charles Darwin

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floating on

Posted on January 23, 2009 - Filed Under Crime, Deformities, Language, Movies, Music, Television | Leave a Comment

Screening at Noisepop this year: Seven Signs: Music, Myth and the American South. I think I’m passing on buying the festival badget this year, but I’ll try and check this one out.
I’m with Kristina Keyton on this one.
Move over William Safire: The Mysterious Origins of “Oh Snap!”
“Law & Order officials would neither confirm nor deny [...]

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Progression

Posted on May 16, 2007 - Filed Under Art, Birth, Deformities, Photographs, Time Travel and The Intergalactic | Leave a Comment

Here is a large photo of some art.

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(and high school seniors)

Posted on March 8, 2007 - Filed Under Deformities | Leave a Comment

Why do consultants have such heavy heads?

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overhaulin’

Posted on November 30, 2006 - Filed Under Deformities, Perception | Leave a Comment

I visited BMK with IE for the first time in a bazillion years, and found it unreadable. So while I scrub the CSS and such, please bear with this stunning default-ness.
Updated: Phase 1 complete. I believe there is at least readability with IE now.

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Squatters

Posted on October 24, 2006 - Filed Under Deformities, Turf Wars | Leave a Comment

Favorite blog comment section of the week!

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Two Months Was Too Much To Expect

Posted on February 6, 2006 - Filed Under Deformities, The Man Stickin It To Us | 2 Comments

For those scoring at home, my iPod shuffle crapped out again, making it about as reliable as Windows 95. Way to go fuckers. Back to the genius bar, I guess.

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Cow Manure Coverup?

Posted on February 4, 2006 - Filed Under Crime, Deformities, Food, Money, Politics | Leave a Comment

The Omaha World-Herald reports {bugmenot}:
The 1999 study, which was headed by the University of Florida, showed steroids in the surface water and increased testosterone levels in female minnows, “masculinizing” them. That study also found that male fathead minnows had less testosterone and smaller testes than fish upstream.
Terry Mader, a beef specialist at the University of [...]

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Happy Birthday

Posted on January 15, 2006 - Filed Under Deformities | Leave a Comment

Apparently, this last Friday the 13th was Trogdor’s 3rd birthday. Celebrate 3 years of burninating at Home Star Runner.

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60% crap

Posted on January 4, 2006 - Filed Under Deformities | Leave a Comment

So last night Letterman called out Bill O’Reilly.
And unrelated, you can rest assured that I did not sell my extra Yo la Tengo ticket last week to this doubly-named gentleman:
hi. i’m here with a certain ingrid in nyc and i would really love a set of tickets. i have one for tonite that i can’t [...]

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Fishy Fishy

Posted on December 21, 2005 - Filed Under Deformities, Food | Leave a Comment

Back in the motherland, an angler hooked a fish with two mouths. The article includes this semi-disturbing line: “He has plans for the fish, which don’t included mounting.” Three guesses what his plans are (and the first two don’t count).

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