Notes from the Absurd

Posted on October 30, 2008 - Filed Under

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Need further proof that it’s not our freedom they hate us for?
How about the people who hire people to create playlists to coalesce with their interior design?
Mr. Feltes and other music stylists typically visit clients’ homes or look at photographs of them to assess their decorating styles and to understand layouts. They may also peruse [...]

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half-assed

Posted on July 8, 2008 - Filed Under

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what i do when busy not blogging
1 - tinkering with my muxtape
2 - butt rocket

3 - Fail Dogs

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It’s Science

Posted on January 17, 2008 - Filed Under

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{via}

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It’s in the BMK bylaws

Posted on August 23, 2007 - Filed Under

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Uranus news. Will Uranus always be a gas giant?

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Greatest Sentence Ever (Today)?

Posted on August 25, 2006 - Filed Under

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There is often much talk of what book or record you would choose to keep you company on a deserted desert island. “F That!” we say at BMK. I would be happy to read this single sentence from Slate.
In 2002’s “Battle of the Best,” celebrity eminences Coolio and Picabo Street selected “Quad Squad,” a video [...]

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Skulls and Shit

Posted on May 3, 2006 - Filed Under

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I haven’t a clue how a Swedish art gallery found my e-mail address, but I can’t deny they had me at hello…

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Tent pitching

Posted on February 10, 2006 - Filed Under

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Dan Savage seems to be popping up everywhere these days.  Special kudos go out to him for slipping this nugget past the vigilant eyes of the Times editorial staff this morning:
That world didn’t exist when Jack and Ennis were pitching tents together, but it does now — even in the American West. Today, the tiny and [...]

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BYOB (or leave that to K Street)

Posted on January 21, 2006 - Filed Under

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So I’ve cracked the inner sanctum:
From: “GOP House Party” ecampaign@gop.com>
To: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com>
Subject: Start a State of the Union House Party
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2006 15:17:57 -0500 (EST)
On Tuesday, January 31st at 9 p.m. ET, you’ll see President Bush deliver his State of the Union Address. Why not invite a few friends over? We’ll give you everything [...]

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I’ve Been Saying This For Years

Posted on December 22, 2005 - Filed Under

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Though, the headline on the full article is (disappointingly) more precise.

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But Will It Play In Cleveland?

Posted on November 30, 2005 - Filed Under

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“He is considering introducing a much louder unit that can be switched on in emergencies with a panic button. It would be most useful when youths swarm into stores and begin stealing en masse, a phenomenon known in Britain as steaming“

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Ad Wizards, Music & Farting

Posted on October 12, 2005 - Filed Under

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Fill in the blank: International language of [______].
The great masses may proffer “love” and it is hard to belittle such knee-jerk reactions, sentimental as they are.
Some (at least I) feel few things span the chasms of culture and circumstance more then song. Ghandi, being a vegetarian himself, surely could relate to the lyrical “Beans, beans [...]

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