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Read More..>>Gay Bomb - $7,500,000
Posted on June 12, 2007 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentThe US Gov’t reportedly spent 7.5 million dollars trying to develop a gay bomb, proposed by the US Air Force in 1994, that would include a two pronged attack on enemy soldiers:
Include a chemical to make them gay.
Include an aphrodisiac so they would drop their arms & pants.
On the one hand, I have to give [...]
Read More..>>I’m In Love With The Living And The Dead
Posted on November 16, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentDave Eggers next book: How We Have Very Low Food Security?
George Bush’s next book: How I Might Have Killed Thousands of Iraqis?
The new Bond, Daniel Craig … a British Steve McQueen?
The Tom Green / Bill Clinton defense? Prosecution of a case involving alleged sexual contact with a dead deer may hinge on the legal definition [...]
Read More..>>What’s your favorite commandment?
Posted on September 1, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentPlaying the fiddle today, came across this Woody Allen interview of Billy Graham. God bless Youtube.
Read More..>>Internet - Save My Marriage!!
Posted on July 15, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentI found the site WeddingSutra.com1 thanks to Meggan’s celebrity wedding cake post. I’m still trying to figure out if this “10 Things Men Don’t Know about Women” is a joke, but I fear it is not…
9. Never mind what she says. She is jealous. Of your mother, your sister, your ex-girlfriend, your new secretary, your [...]
Read More..>>Robot Brains Gone Wild
Posted on June 28, 2006 - Filed Under
| 1 Comment“Business Intelligence” may be an oxymoron, but surely Microsoft is “eating their own dogfood” at their adCenter labs, to “guesstimate” the sexual breakdown of various web site visitors. As I’ve dabbled in the “BI” as “insiders” call “it” I thought I’d give a few URLs a whirl to get some COLD HARD FACTS.
Advertised on Sports [...]
Oh, and Condoms
Posted on March 7, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentNirmala George of the AP reports that the Catholic church has produced a Bollywood-style movie for an HIV-prevention campaign in India.
Increasingly concerned about changing values in Indian society, especially among young people, the Catholic Church is hoping to reinforce the message that long-term relationships and commitment can curb the spread of HIV.
Thrown in for good [...]
It’s Science
Posted on January 26, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a Comment“But make sure it’s penetrative sex - the magic vanishes if you pursue other forms of sexual gratification.”
Read More..>>“Six Feet Under” Club
Posted on January 12, 2006 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentHumanity F. Critic:
Even though she probably thought I was a very sensitive soul, due to my tears and my outburst of emotion, I know she was surprised when I whispered sweet nothings in her ear like, “Have you ever been fucked at a wake baby??!!” and romantic sentiments like that.
FYI: It’s Not “Court or pound her”
Posted on December 26, 2005 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentWhy the article [bugmenot] does not mention AT&T’s infamous “reach around and touch someone” is beyond me.
Sometimes an ad misses the point, though, like when McDonald’s promoted its double cheeseburger with the pop-talk phrase “I’d hit it,” and only found out once the ads were on TV that that meant “I’d have sex with it.”
Shoot Me Now
Posted on December 20, 2005 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentI just got back from Sanjuro, and turned on the television to be greeted by Barbara Walters asking “Could heaven be a myth? …made up to give our lives meaning?” Should have stayed for the second half of the double feature. I now hear them playing Eric Clapton’s Tears in Heaven, followed immediately by Mariah [...]
Read More..>>I Blame ASCII Porn
Posted on December 19, 2005 - Filed Under
| Leave a CommentMarcella Bombardieri at the Boston Globe on diminishing female enrollment in computer science:
Some computer scientists fear that they may be going in the same direction. They view the dearth of women as symptomatic of a larger failure in their field, which has recently become less attractive to promising young men, as well. Women are ”the [...]
If you have to ask, I’m not gonna tell you
Posted on December 7, 2005 - Filed Under
| Leave a Comment… but maybe somebody else will: “Are the F’n Champs live better than touching up my naked girlfriend?”
Bonus! Instant BMK Poll:
Does this ILM poster actually have a girlfriend?
[ ] Yes!
[ ] No!
[ ] I am the girlfriend.
[ ] I am the walrus.
(to vote, print out your ballot and mail it to 123 Fake Street, Schenectady, [...]
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